Well hello there Interwebs. My name is Bert Fershner, but you can just call me Bert. I am the resident rubber chicken at Turner Public Relations. Now you may ask, what does a resident rubber chicken job entail? It’s a sweet gig. I accompany the lasses and laddies of Turner on adventures near and far, and document the good times. Turns out this crew is more than just a talented team of publicists; they live and breathe what they do. And if you don’t believe me, cluck around; see how we ski, sail, dive, and play.